Šlic je biološka reakcija na dekolte.

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Krug je točka koja pati od vrtoglavice.

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Žene svoju nevinost uvijek plate krvlju.

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U aferi prisluškivanja svi se prave gluhi.

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U ljubavi oči predlažu, a srce donosi odluku.

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Šutnja je zlato. Zato su mnoge žene siromašne.

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U posljednje vrijeme ženu izvodim samo na izbore.

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Što god mi mislili o njima oni se neće zamisliti.

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Stupanje u brak je pretvaranje romantizma u realizam.

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Zbog borbe za fotelje uništismo domaću industriju namještaja.

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