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Ivan Pavković

Žena je prevarena samo onda kad je muškarac dovede do kreveta a ne zadovolji je.

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Alojz Buljan

Kad se treba hvaliti onda smo srčani ljudi, a kad treba raditi onda smo srčani bolesnici!

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Frano Vukoja

Žena je za muškarca zagonetka, a muškarac za ženu rješenje.

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Ivan Pavković

Žena uvijek misli da joj muškarac nešto duguje.

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Josip Grgić

Žena vara muža kad hoće, muž ženu kad može.

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Valeriu Butulescu

Blato nam zasmeta tek onda kad nam uprlja cipele.

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Ivan Pavković

Samo jedna žena je apsolutno ružna a to je gospođa Onanija.

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Ivan Pavković

Žena se raduje kad zna da netko zbog nje pati.

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Luka Tomić

Žena kod muškarca voli samo ono što je u njemu promijenila.

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Vlado Karakaš

Jednim muškarcima žene ne izlaze iz glave, a drugima iz kreveta.

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Pajo Kanižaj

Kad se samo sjetim - dođe mi da sve zaboravim!

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Josip Margeta

Tuđinska vlast nas je uvijek potkradala, a onda su došli naši.

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Ivo Hrčić

Tvrdio je da batina ima dva kraja. Onda su ga tukli s oba.

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Janko Bučar

Muškarac se u mraku ne smije predstaviti u lošem svjetlu.

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Mato Jerinić

I impotentan muškarac može postati ocem domovine.

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Zdenka Heršak

Muškarac ženu čini prostitutkom, a ne prihvaća odgovornost.

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Viktor Ivančić

U umjetnosti je sve jednostavno: najprije pristupiš avangardi, a onda se stalno pozivaš na klasike.

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Vlado Karakaš

Stajao sam ja iza vas, a onda sam osjetio da tu nešto smrdi.

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Ivo Hrčić

Mnogo ih je koji samo govore kako ne valja samo govoriti.

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Jandre Drmić

Ima li veće uvrede za žene od one da se muškarac ubije zbog JEDNE žene?

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Josip Grgić

Nije muškarac onaj koji broji žene. To je onaj koji uspije zadržati jednu.

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